Ginger Prince and The Magic Wheels

Once upon a time there was a red-headed prince, we will call him Chris. Chris was a silly little prince, but a very strong one. The strongest in all the land, actually.

All of the maidens of the royal island of Jefferson Countia wanted Prince Chris for themselves. For he was witty and handsome, two traits rarely found in any one man. The maidens tried everything to get his attention but their slutty tactics gave him no interest. Talk had begun that maybe the prince was a little on the fruity side. He and Kevin, the court Jester, did spend a lot of time together.

One day though, in the distance, Prince Chris spotted a lovely blonde maiden. True, she had much bigger feet than the rest and she snorted when she laughed. But, oh what a heavenly snort it was. He must have her. Prince Chris summoned his magical powers (a secret he kept from most) by spinning his royal wheelchair wheels faster and faster. Sparks were flying, fireworks were booming, and the skies opened up into a torrential downpour. These powers must certainly impress this clumsy maiden. When the wheels stopped spinning, the sparks died down, and a rainbow formed in the sky, he looked to her with all of his hope…….

The bitch was distracted by a lizard and missed the whole fucking thing

The End