How To Smell a POS.............
- April M. Steele
- Sep 12, 2017
- 2 min read
I may only be in my 30's, but I've had enough bad experiences with men that I'd like to think I can spot a useless puke a mile away. It took me a long time to realize that I deserved better and even longer to find someone worth my efforts that treats me right and makes me feel good about myself.
More times than I care to count, I am saying "I told you so" to a friend that just found out things the hard way. I hope this brings truth to any person reading this that needs to hear it, because keeping someone around just for the kids or out of fear is as logical as trying to figure out how Ken got Barbie pregnant with his lack of anatomy.
I can't help but think of some of these things in the voice of Jeff Foxworthy (you know, the you might be a redneck guy):
If you don't feel loved and beautiful almost every time
he talks to you....
He might be a piece of shit

If he pretends you don't exist for days in a row....
He is most likely a piece of shit

If he accuses you of cheating just because you helped a male customer at your job...
He is a crazy piece of shit

If he steals your child's medicine for his drug habit.....
He is certainly a piece of shit

If he steals your car while you're in the doctors office...
He is seriously a piece of shit

If he steals your car to go make meth...
He is definitely a piece of shit

If he blames you and only you for all your disagreements...
He is a delusional piece of shit

If he secludes you from your family and friends...
He is without a doubt a piece of shit

If he refuses to tell you where he's going every other evening and gets defensive about it...
He might be a piece of shit (or a spy)

If he makes you feel guilty for not wanting to be butt humped while you're trying to sleep....
He may be an immature piece of shit

If he tries to keep you from working or doing something that makes you happy...
He is a selfish piece of shit

If he hits you, even once, no matter how "sorry" he claims to be...
He is totally a piece of shit

If he tries to convince you that he's the best you'll ever get....
He is a cocky a piece of shit

If he gives out your home number to a girl in a bar that
later calls and leaves a message for him......
He is a dumb a piece of shit

If he can't seem to find a job, but has plenty of time to
sit on his ass on the couch to do nothing...
He is a lazy a piece of shit

As much as I hope some of these points made you chuckle, I take this topic seriously. As women, you have to be strong in this world.
It is impossible for someone to love you if you do not love yourself. It is okay to be alone for a little while and ditching an asshole might feel like the end of the world....but believe me when I assure you, it's only the beginning of a new world for you.
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