7 Comical Medical Stories to Make You Feel Normal

We've all been to the doctor or hospital for something a little embarrassing at least once in our lives. If you're shaking your head no right now, then you're lying to yourself. No amount of denial will erase the memory that poor hamster of yours has.

I'm not here to make fun of you though, so feel free to continue reading. I'm here to make fun of other weirdos.... and you should too. It will help you feel better, and help you admit the reason why you named

your hamster "scuttlebutt"

Chicken Testing

an old man and his wife went into the Emergency Department, but the man wouldn't offer much information on why he was there. Once they got a room, the husband finally explained why he was in so much distress. He told the staff that there was a plastic Easter Egg stuck in his ass because he "wanted to know what it was like to be a chicken"

Doctor Sniffs

one woman posted on 'Reddit' about her trip to the doctor for a yeast infection. Her usual doctor wasn't in the office that day so she made do with an older man with a weird mustache. He did the swab in the crotch thing, but instead of sending it to the lab, he fucking sniffed it! "yes I think that is a yeast infection". I'm pretty sure I would never be able to look at him in the eye again

Kentucky Jelly

a woman goes in to see her doctor for odd stomach pains that she's been having. He asks her how her breakfast is sitting. She says "it was good except for the Kentucky jelly. I can't seem to get used to that taste". She pulls a foil packet out of her purse to show him and the label reads "KY Jelly".... it was easy to pin down the problem after that

Accidental Harassment

A man ran into the E.R. yelling "my wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" One doctor grabbed his stuff and rushed out, lifted the lady's dress, and started taking off her underwear.... when he suddenly noticed that there were SEVERAL cabs and this was definitely the wrong one

Exciting Pun

an elderly patient is seeing a new doctor for the first time. Getting to know him, the doctor asked how long he has been bedridden, when the man looks at him with complete confusion and says "not for about 20 years when my wife was alive"

Sperm Cords Do What!?

A teenager got a testicular torsion, and I had to google it. Basically, dude's sperm cords can twist! He says he had to get his sack cut open and his cord untwisted (Jesus Christ!). The nurse told him the stitches would dissolve, but of course they didn't and got infected. He wrote "my sack was weeping puss from the holes of the stitches. A really hot nurse had to snip them out and my dick shriveled so much in embarrassment that it practically inverted, which made it worse. I would have happily died.

Potato Love

In 2014, a Colombian chic went to the hospital for abdominal pains. The Cause? A fucking potato....literally. She had put a potato up there 2 weeks beforehand and it grew roots! Yes, roots in her vagina that started reaching to other regions. Her mother told her that it would work as a contraceptive... because apparently sex education isn't very popular in Colombia